What should I get my mom for Christmas? She said no more jewlery and she already has enough candles to light up the nation. I live right near Patrick Henry mall, so I have access to Macy’s and JC Penny’s. I’m only 16, so I can’t buy alcohol and she dosn’t drink anyways. I already bought her a baby corn snake early, so pets are out. She already has slippers and a robe, and we both wear size 1 jeans and the same size shirts, so she already has plently of outfits and can use mine so clothes are out. I have about 0 to work with, I just don’t have any ideas.I’m already buying her gift certificates for a manicure/pedicure and masage on our Christmas cruise, and she can’t stand her face touched for a facial, so those are out too. We already hang out alot and I already help out around the house, so I can’t give her a coupon book, and her boyfriend always takes her out to dinner, so i can’t do that. what do you get for the woman that has everything?

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My friend came over one day with a little trial size bag of cat nip. He gave it to me and said to feed it to my cat. I did that and she started rubbing up against our legs and clawing at our jeans. He said cat nip has the same effect on cats as ecstasy does to humans…

What would happen if a human ate cat nip?

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